I'll tell you who won't win the revolution for us: Young progressive conspiracy theorists. The fake news coming out of the right isn't enough for you? Two lies don't make a truth. Thank god for fact-checking sites, but they can't possibly keep up with the bushels of bullshit per hour. Stop. Or at least think before you post. Life is too damn short, and this is too important.
ON THE OTHER HAND, if you want to contemplate a real conspiracy theory that will curl your hair, try this one. The Guardian has been consistently fascinating this year.